I’m getting married this summer with an elementary school sweetheart. There was a pregnancy involved.
I’m quitting my job to raise sheep in New Zealand with my brother.
I maintain a few hacker handles online, including one for Anonymous.
On Wednesday, I secured $2.5M in seed funding for a mobile application.
I’m going vegan in April.
I got away with every single one of these scenarios today.
Check the calendar people.