Life in Hollywood

I walked three blocks from my office to my apartment today. Here’s a list of the things I saw:

  • Two hovering helicopters
  • Two police cars pulling a man over during rush hour
  • Silver Lamborghini
  • A handful of Priuses
  • The Goodyear Blimp
  • A Tattooed Mohawk Man walking four Pomeranians
  • An elder Serbian neighbor walking her granddaughter on a leash
  • An overweight crossdresser in an orange wig riding a bicycle
  • A family of Japanese tourists in Hawaiian shirts
  • Group of high schoolers smoking pot
  • Food truck serving waffle sandwiches

In three blocks, I’ve experienced a lifetime of interesting.