I walked three blocks from my office to my apartment today. Here’s a list of the things I saw:

• Two hovering helicopters
• Two police cars pulling a man over during rush hour
• Silver Lamborghini
• A handful of Priuses
• The Goodyear Blimp
• A Tattooed Mohawk Man walking four Pomeranians
• An elder Serbian neighbor walking her granddaughter on a leash
• An overweight crossdresser in an orange wig riding a bicycle
• A family of Japanese tourists in Hawaiian shirts
• Group of high schoolers smoking pot
• Food truck serving waffle sandwiches

In three blocks, I’ve experienced a lifetime of interesting.